What would Bluto say?

What the f--k happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...

One out of three anyway. John "Dean Vernon Wormer" Vernon 2/24/1932 - 2/3/2005. 21 days shy of his 73rd birthday.

And remember, "Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

And in other news...

Paris Hilton won't be charged for stealing her own sex tape. The obsurdity of this is just amazing.

Casino Royale will be the next James Bond movie. Casino Royale was a bond movie spoof made in 1967 staring David Niven. What the article doesn't mention is that Casino Royale is an actual Bond book written by Ian Flemming. The spoof version also had Woody Allen and Peter Sellers in it. It also had Ursula Andress who played the original Bond girl in Dr. No, the first Bond film. (Although I think Casino Royale may have been the first Bond novel, I'm unsure of this.) She and Maud Adams (Octopussy and The Man with the Golden Gun) are the only two "repeat" Bond girls. Anyway, I believe (along with Never Say Never Again) it was produced by a different movie house than the other gazillion Bond films. And it appears to represent a return to the Ian Flemmin novels. Guess that's cause everything since has kind of sucked. I didn't even see the last Bond film... maybe last two...

Meanwhile, Family Guy creator, Seth MacFarlane, has a new cartoon on FOX. I really enjoy Family Guy. I didn't watch it when it was first on, but M's sister has the DVDs for the shows and we watch it all the time.

Rabbits...

seen on ne.forsale

Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 18:58:12 -0500
From: "F. Baker" <baker@deslab.mit.edu>
Newsgroups: ne.forsale
Subject: Two rabbits for good home

Two rex rabbits: each about 6 months old, in good shape.
One brown, one albino/white.
Available immediately in Cambridge.  Free.  E-mail if interested.

baker@deslab.MIT.edu