Haha...I love the comments on it. "I hear his next patent is for a cordless bungee jump system...I hope he tries it out first." and "I'd like to see this invention with only one handle. That way, I can sit in my lounger with a Corona in one hand, the jumping rope in the other, and pretend to exercise. What better way to not lose weight?! Can I pay for it with moneyless money?"