I can't make this stuff up...

[prowler1971]

Cordless Jump Rope

That's right, a jump-rope minus the rope. All that's left is two handles, so you jump over the pretend rope. Or if you are truly lazy, you can pretend to jump over the pretend rope.

Comments

[game-freak-333.livejournal.com]

Haha...I love the comments on it. "I hear his next patent is for a cordless bungee jump system...I hope he tries it out first." and "I'd like to see this invention with only one handle. That way, I can sit in my lounger with a Corona in one hand, the jumping rope in the other, and pretend to exercise. What better way to not lose weight?! Can I pay for it with moneyless money?"