"I found Jesus and turned my life over To God." -- Michael Vick

First thing Michael, he pronounces it "Hay-soos" and he's going to put YOU on the "rape stand."

I hear a lot of convicts say, "I've found Jesus." and I hear a lot of "Jesus came into our homes." Sounds like Jesus is doing 5 years for B&E to me.

It's the celebrity Michael Vick jury